In honour of me, I’m delighted to announce that my book, How to Cure Yourself of Narcissism, is now available at every worthy-of-me virtual location:
Including all the Amazons (including Amazon.ca, and Amazon.com), Barnes & Noble (ebook only), and Smashwords (ebook only).
In additional honour of this announcement, I would like to celebrate five of my favourite ego-driven quotes from the cinema:
(5) “Unless I’m wrong, and I’m never wrong…” —Prince Humperdinck, The Princess Bride (1987).
(4) “I’m pretty sure there’s more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”—Derek Zoolander in Zoolander (2002), honoured here by Seth Zoolander.
(3) “As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating! As you see I’ve got biceps to spare… I’m especially good at expectorating… I use antlers in all of my decorating!”—(singing) Gaston in Beauty & The Beast (1991).
(2) “There are few people in England, I suppose, who have more true enjoyment of music than myself, or a better natural taste. If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient,” —Lady Catherine de Bourgh in Pride & Prejudice (1980).
(1) “Would someone get this big walking carpet out of my way,” —Princess Leia Organa, Star Wars IV: A New Hope after that particular movable rug, the Wookiee, Chewbecca helped rescue her from her cell in the Death Star (1977).
Congrats to ME!
(Simulcast on my Facebook author page.)
April 2nd, 2020 at 2:24 PM
Congratulations! I’m ordering my copy today.
April 2nd, 2020 at 3:03 PM
Thanks Tom! Here’s hoping it provides you with a chuckle or two during these socially distant times.
April 3rd, 2020 at 11:00 AM
Can’t wait to read! Love the hyping photo.
April 3rd, 2020 at 11:25 AM
Thanks Tarrin! I can’t help if the camera’s a fan. 😉
April 18th, 2020 at 4:30 PM
Heehee, i love it!
May 1st, 2020 at 1:17 PM
Thanks Tamsen. As you should. 😉